Senator Larry Craig Almond Joyless

Senator Larry Craig Almond Joyless
Sometimes you feel like a nut.  Sometimes you have to hide it from your family.

Stop cowering in that bathroom stall hiding from the government and your loveless marriage! Now there’s a toe-tapping treat just for you!  Savor the flavor and let it melt in your mouth … and we left in all the coconut so it leaves you with that shitty after-taste! Just like the real thing.

In stores now! Don’t tell anybody.