Who has Sean Rouse in the drunken comedian death pool? Stanhope does. And that’s why the rest of us are losers. It’s this very reason that we should take a break from our miserable lives and listen to Sean drop some knowledge before he’s found face down in a pool of his own mushroom and Jagermeister-induced stinky puke.

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Sean Rouse’s new CD, Something to Sell at Edinburgh is the perfect listen for when you can’t decide in the morning if you need to shower. Pop it in, laugh for an hour, feel guilty, and you’ll be lathering in no time. Basically anytime you wake up and can’t remember what you did the night before or who you tried to take home by slipping something in their drink, Sean Rouse will make you feel better. He’s like your best friend that way. But he’s way funnier. And he knows more about football. And you’ll probably never actually meet him. Oh, and never, ever loan him twenty dollars.