Sub-Prime Ribs
A fine companion to the Obama Ramen. Buyers don't need to show proof of ownership of oven, stove, or even a fork, as sub-prime ribs come fully cooked and ready to eat! Do you have a bad cooking record, or no record at all? Ever declared seasoning bankruptcy? No matter! Sub-prime ribs come marinated in their own juices, so you don't have to worry about flavor.